Uh oh! I just lied to avoid confrontation
euro 2020 top scorer, own goal (11) - final version
Hey hi im dead inside
i think its time to finally confess…… im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Anonymous asked:
it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
hornetstabber answered:
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
anon please what does this mean
i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now
This deserves 1000s of notes
for reasons that aren’t important right now, i had to get on the wiki list of all hockey nicknames to look something up. this turned out to be a treasure trove of joy. i have compiled my favorites for you now
